lxxxxvii

“I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.”

-Gilda Radner

            I’m running out of clean clothes.

            Since I’m going back home on Friday, I thought it was a good idea to refrain from doing any form of laundry so that I could just pass on the dreaded washing/drying baton to my tired mother.

            But the plan is backfiring, slowly but effectively, as now I’m being forced to wear high school sophomore t-shirts that do not fit anymore and mismatched socks that clash with everything, bearing the sacrifice all in the name of “efficient laziness.”

            Now I just need to find a pair of clean shorts.